BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Does it ever just freak you out that you can just do things?
I could walk out into this storm right now and never come home
I could eat a whole cake by myself if I wanted to
I could kiss a stranger on the street
The only things stopping me are the consequences, but if I weren’t aware of them I could do these things anyway.
YES EXACTLY ALL THE TIME
Her first bath. I don’t think she’ll ever recover
This is so fucking cute!!!!
OH DEAR GOD
omfg so true !