josephinesands:

BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW

josephinesands:

BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mukurohikusaba:
Protect the pepis

snapchatting:

rainbownunchucks:

snapchatting:

friends

Wtf is nd

north dakota

out-nerd-myself:

every morning

mit-zit:

thegreenguitar:

Does it ever just freak you out that you can just do things?

I could walk out into this storm right now and never come home

I could eat a whole cake by myself if I wanted to

I could kiss a stranger on the street

The only things stopping me are the consequences, but if I weren’t aware of them I could do these things anyway.

YES EXACTLY ALL THE TIME

shit-thatblows:

nooo
hanniewaited:

lettyloveee:

9gag:

Her first bath. I don’t think she’ll ever recover

This is so fucking cute!!!!

OH DEAR GOD

hanniewaited:

lettyloveee:

9gag:

Her first bath. I don’t think she’ll ever recover

This is so fucking cute!!!!

OH DEAR GOD

sabrinaiscoolerthankoolaid:

omfg so true !